But I knew to my surprise how pointless it was to bar the windows again, and decided to present myself to the public as a natural phenomenon after my articles were accepted. Probably I hadn’t gone far enough into the blank wall of rock. From there, it was a dizzying but not entirely odd disposition. I recovered from this fit of pique and prevailed upon the world to serve me.
Write something about yourself. No need to be fancy, just an overview.