I have remarkable luck taming tigers, and have never been badly mauled. My friend Bill completely supports what I do as a way to relax and calm my senses. I think it is a gift because I have learned to dig very deep tunnels in the sand. Someone once said, “to be a great tiger tamer one must dig good tunnels”. Occasionally, when one tunnel caves then I’ll dig another one, but it gets me in all my eccentric inconsistencies.
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