My mother asked me how many women have I had (the answer is millions) and the harm I caused them. She continues to ignore or mischaracterize my persona. Every time this happens, I get a catalogue of dinners I have enjoyed in the past from people asking me to please clarify each menu item. Just this past week, I was guided to the safety of a deeper channel to view the rubble of a blood-stained wall.
Write something about yourself. No need to be fancy, just an overview.